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[Aug. 20th, 2011|04:41 am] |
Well I guess that's a wrap. Whole fucking thing was damn well near not even worth it. God I hate actors.
Still, for all you young blossoming Hollywood buds out there stay tuned for our next project. It's sure to be a screamer. |
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| Eleven ♟ |
[Jun. 17th, 2011|11:10 am] |
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( Molly ) |
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| Ten ♟ |
[Apr. 12th, 2011|05:10 pm] |
Fuckin' assholes. Couldn't have picked a better time to have an all out brawl, now I've gotta deal with work all week and this goddamn dislocated shoulder. Fuck. This is what I get for palling around with psychos.
As the director of this here production, I think it's only right that I am qualified to eat the soul of the next person who asks me a stupid question. Fuckin' prima donnas, nobody cares that you were in some cereal commercial for two fucking seconds. Doesn't make you an actor. I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. |
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| Nine ♟ |
[Feb. 27th, 2011|06:28 pm] |
Live drunk posting from my seat at the Oscars:
This bitch cannot sing for shit. My ears have been irreversibly assaulted.
Mila Kunis has a nice set of cans.
I hate wearing this monkey suit and shaking hands with strangers. Anybody got some hand sanitizer?
I'm so fucking bored I could cry. |
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| Eight ♟ |
[Feb. 2nd, 2011|01:16 pm] |
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| Seven ♟ |
[Jan. 21st, 2011|03:52 pm] |
Fucking Christ you people are just getting crazier by the fucking day, goddamn.
Thought I'd take this opportunity to extend the invite on these here boards in case there's some reincarnates out there who think they can act too.
I'm holding an open call for actors next week, for roles in my new movie that's currently underway. If you think you've got what it takes, feel free to show up at Sunrise Studios in Los Angeles next Wednesday starting at noon and we'll see if you make the cut. And you better have an agent. |
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| Five ♟ |
[Dec. 28th, 2010|04:10 pm] |
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( Sam ) |
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| Four ♟ |
[Dec. 3rd, 2010|03:44 pm] |
I don't think that Moor stench will ever leave my nose. Ugh. Why me.
Having to explain to everyone just where the hell I was for an entire week sure was fun. If I find a way to kill Heathcliff without doing away with myself in the process, mark my words, I'm going to do it. Selfish bastard. |
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| Three ♟ |
[Oct. 12th, 2010|09:26 am] |
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( Molly ) |
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| Two ♟ |
[Sep. 10th, 2010|09:48 am] |
Neurotic, fickle heroines with a bad boy fetish are so overrated. It always turns out the same way: Bad boy does bad things, girl strings him along because of course he can change, bad boy does more bad things, girl can't make up her mind, they end up fucking themselves over. The end. It's been fucking done, people.
The first person to come to me with a completely original script that has absolutely none of these things gets a gold star and more money then you'll know what to do with. God I hate Hollywood. |
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| One ♟ |
[Aug. 26th, 2010|08:04 pm] |
Well. I was going to make this big introduction seeing as how I've been away from the boards for quite some time now, but as soon as I logged on today I got sufficiently derailed by this horrifying link someone had the balls to send to me. You're dead, man.
Anyway, I'm Ethan Shaw. Film director based out of Los Angeles, I'm sure some of you have heard of me. And yes, if you must know, I am Heathcliff. |
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